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Welcome to this week's edition of The Naughty Press.
Check out the links below for some free sex stories,
plus hardcore photos, videos, humor and more.
read online at http://NaughtyPress.com/issues/072203.html
Role Reversals
Variety reports that a remake of The Exorcist is in the works.
It'll be about a mother who hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
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"Their Search" ... by Kristoff (no sex rom bdsm)
How could he live with himself, with her disappointment, knowing he gave up trying to find her? She belongs by his side. Unable to imagine not feeling her touch, he keeps looking. She belongs at his feet. She can not bear the thought of not being under his control or of not being protected by his power. He knows he needs her tenderness to fortify his strength. She needs his power so that she may feel in control of herself.
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"Fantasy Come True" ... by BJ Girl (MMF+ cons anal oral)
First off let me say that I have always had a crush on my husband's best friend, Tony. My husband, David, knew about it but also knew that I would never act on it because my love for him. I would sometimes fantasize about Tony while having sex with David or while masturbating, wondering how big Tony's dick was and how it would feel in my wet pussy.
I never in a million years planned on acting on my fantasies. But then again, life doesn't always go as planned. One Thursday night while my husband was at school, Tony decided to come over and play on the internet. We were just sitting around the computer when Tony opened up a porn site. I felt a little awkward looking at x-rated pictures with him but he knew I enjoyed doing it with David. While looking at the pictures, I made the comment that I wished I looked half as good as the girls in the pictures. Tony turned and looked at me with this funny look in his eyes. "Well, let me see and I'll give you my opinion." I could feel the juices between my legs start flowing. I just smiled and continued looking at the computer screen. I could feel Tony looking me up and down like he had x-ray vision. I didn't know what to say or do so I just sat there.
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"Milo's Complaint" ... by Gerard Manley Hopkins (MF size oral)
The doctor looked at Milo over the top of his half-moon reading glasses. The slim boy looked around the room distractedly.
"Well, let's have a quick look," the doctor said in a reassuring tone. Milo quickly rose from the examining table and briskly dropped his trousers. Turning back to Milo and pulling on his examining gloves, the doctor gasped.
"My God, what happened? It looks like you've been burned!"
"No."
"It's swollen. It's flaming red. It's huge! How long has it been this way?"
"Always. As long as I can remember."
With difficulty the doctor regained his composure. He kept mopping his forehead and adjusting his glasses. He gingerly grasped Milo's member and turned it this way and that, looked at the top and bottom, and carefully examined his testicles.
"Well, Mr. Puzzlewick, that is astonishing. It's surprising you can fit it into your pants."
"I used to wear jockey shorts, but it kept stretching out the elastic," Milo said brightly. "With boxer shorts there's only a problem with it poking out the waistband of my pants."
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Classic Humor
Q. Why don't roosters have hands?
A. Because chickens don't have tits.
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Ten Crude Pick-Up Lines
- Are those real?
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
- (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
That's all we have for you this time. But you can look for another free
issue of The Naughty Press to come your way this time next week.
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