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Two honeymooners asked the hotel clerk for a suite. "Would you like a bridal?" the clerk asked. The new bride blushed and replied. "No thanks. I'll just hold on to his shoulders until I get the hang of it."

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A husband and wife were celebrating her 40th birthday at a restaurant.

"What would you like for your birthday, darling?" he asked, "a Jaguar? A trip to Europe? A fur coat? A diamond ring?"

She replied, "I want a divorce."

"I'm sorry," he said, "but I wasn't planning on spending that much."

That's all we have for you this time. But you can look for another free
issue of The Naughty Press to come your way this time next week.