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A man is walking by a church one Sunday, and happens by a cute 6 year old girl sitting on the sidewalk, dressed up very nicely, playing with her dog.

The man asks, "What is your name little girl?"

"Candy," says the little girl. "They call me that because I like candy so much. And this is my dog Porky."

"Do they call him that because he likes pork so much?" the man wonders.

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