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Here are the four secrets to having a happy marriage:

It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
It is important to find a woman who has a lot of money.
It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
It is important that these three women never meet.

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A man and his wife were watching the latest Mike Tyson vs. Clifford Etienne boxing match on television. After the knockout, the husband said, "That sucks. It was over in 49 seconds!" His wife replied, "Well, now you know how I feel."

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A regular at a bar noticed that a beautiful woman had been coming in alone almost every night. After the second week, the man made his move and asked her to go home with him. "I'm sorry," she said politely. "This may sound odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself chaste until I meet the man I love." "That must be difficult," the man said. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But my husband is pretty upset."

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That's all we have for you this time. But you can look for another free issue of The Naughty Press to come your way this time next week.