 Welcome to this week's edition of The Naughty Press. read online at http://NaughtyPress.com/issues/031703.html Elementary My Dear Watson
 "Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. "Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed." "Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?" "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces. "The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth." "Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?" "Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other." This week you can come meet the lovely, large-breasted Ashley. See her strip out of her lingerie and spread wide for you. Lots of hose and heels shots and plenty of wide-open exposures. Go to the main FukVideo page here, click the Teen Photo Gallery link, and then look in the "Ashley" section to see the 11 new galleries. Or you can enter the new Ashley section directly here. FREE Hardcore Videos and Photos at http://www.FukVideo.com/ The Cat & The Horse
A cat and a horse are walking through the forest. Suddenly the cat slips into a pit of quicksand. "Help me Ed!", says the cat, "Quick, run home, get the Ferrari, cruise back here, tie a rope to the back, and throw It in so you can pull me out." "No way.", exclaimed the horse, "There isn't enough time. I'll back up, get a running start, jump over the pit while my dick drags in the quicksand. You can grab it and I'll pull you out." "That'll never work!", said the cat. "Well dude, you're sinking fast, you don't have much of a choice." "OK, dude, go for it." The horse backed up and ran toward the pit. At the last second, he jumped and let his dick drag in the quicksand. As it passed the cat, the cat grabbed it and, miraculously, was pulled out of the quicksand. The moral of this story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Ferrari to pick up a little pussy. The erotica archives at AllMe.com feature one of the largest and best collections of completely free sex stories on the Net. Stories, free pix, video clips, and links to lots of other sites with free porn for you. There are new free sex stories in these archives since last issue... Free BDSM & Bondage Sex Stories at http://allme.com/stories/bdsm/ This is a brand new amateur site. Heather and her hot best friend Christine are college roommates who've started a little porn site with some of their friends. Lots of pix of all the girls plus Amanda's big porn collection. Photos, videos and more. They're brand new so they're offering free passes you can get to make sure you'll want to join first. If you like young amateur girls, and their porn, you should come check out this site... See young schoolgirl amateurs at http://EastSideGirls.com/ The Photo by the Bed
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk across the room. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who IS he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me, before the operation." That's all we have for you this time. But you can look for a new free
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