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One day ninety year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
     "George," Dr. Smith said, "Everything looks great physically, how are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself? Do you have a good relationship with your God?"
     "God and me are just fine," George replied. "He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the light goes on when I pee, and then Poof! the light goes off when I'm done."
     "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
     A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
     "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and Poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and then Poof! the light goes off?"
     "That old fool," his wife said, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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A man on a road trip stopped at a rest area to relieve himself. The first stall in the rest room was occupied, so he went into the second one. As soon as he sat down, the man in the next stall said, "Hi there. How's it going?" The man thought it was odd to start a conversation in a toilet, but just to be nice, he said, "Not bad." Then the voice said, "What are you doing?" The man reluctantly replied, "Well, I'm on a road trip." At this, the stranger said, "Look, I'll call you back. Every time I say anything to you, some idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."

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Three men walked into a bar. A priest, a pedophile and a homosexual.
Actually, that was just the first guy.

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